Welcome to Lake Tahoe

The best accommodations on the West Shore
Book online or call (555)123-4567

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About Us

A few words about us

Let us introduce ourselves

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.  Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee, and all the rappers in the top ten–please allow me to bump thee.  I’m steppin’ tall, y’all and just like Humpty Dumpty you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me.  I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous.  I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.  Hey yo fat girl, come here–are ya ticklish?  Yeah, I called ya fat.  Look at me, I’m skinny.  It never stopped me from gettin’ busy.  I’m a freak, I like the girls with the boom, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.  I’m crazy.  Allow me to amaze thee.  They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me.  I’m still gettin’ in the girls’ pants and I even got my own dance.

A place to relax, a place to ski, a place to hike, a place to boat

The magic of Tahoe…

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pricing

per night

per week

  • Weekly Stay
    $680 per night
    minimum 6 nights

per month

  • Monthly Stay
    $550 per night
    minimum 27 nights

cleaning fee

  • House Cleaning
    $150 per cleaning
    minimum one end-of-stay cleaning billed per stay.
    additional cleanings may be requested throughout stay.

Contact us

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Reservations

Select dates & book now

We will confirm your stay via E-Mail

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Reserve by Phone

Prefer to make your reservation via phone? Give us a call! You can contact us between 10am and 6pm pst every day. Our Phone number is (555) 784 332

Client Service Hours:

Daily, 10am – 6pm pst

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